Stand-up comedian, writer and producer.

Crystal Marie is a comedian, actress and producer based in Los Angeles. She performs throughout the United States and internationally, headlining venues across the map, and has opened for Jo Koy, Jay Leno, Russell Peters and Adam Carolla among others.

She is on the road now with a brand-new hour for her nationwide Call Me Mommy tour. She was a featured artist at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival, performs regularly across LA's comedy scene, recently recorded for Netflix Is A Joke Radio's SiriusXM show Are You Still Listening?, and is preparing her debut one-hour special.

In the past four months her social following has more than quadrupled, passing 600k on Instagram alone, with over 50 million views a month across her reels.

Film and television

Crystal has several unscripted projects set up with partners across town, drawn from her own life as a comic and from being the proud daughter of Catholic Iraqi immigrants.

As an actress she appears in The Gutter alongside Susan Sarandon, Shameik Moore and Adam Brody, which premiered at SXSW before a nationwide theatrical release. She was a recurring prankster on the reboot of MTV's Punk'd, hosted by Chance the Rapper, and appeared in Fuse's We Need To Talk About America.

Before the stand-up

Crystal began her career as a sports and entertainment news reporter, working for HBO Boxing, EXTRA, The Daily Share and Hollyscoop among others.